As a Nigerian adult, you know December isn’t just a festive season; it’s the unofficial billing Olympics.
From matching aso-ebi for your partner’s cousin’s wedding, to paying for office hangout, to buying gifts for friends and family, to concert tickets and “detty December” plans, there’s always something demanding your hard-earned money.
It’s as if the universe is conspiring with sapa to make sure your January is full of shege. But fear not, because I have curated a guide to dodging these bills like the pro “shege survivor” you are. Let’s get into it!
Always Complain Like It’s Your Birthright
Nobody wants to bill someone who complains every five minutes.
When you make it a point of duty to complain about your financial situation every time you get a chance, the likelihood of getting billed will be next to impossible, except you have heartless people with PhDs in audacity around you, and for those, there’s step two..
Trade Your Flashy Phone for a ‘Torchlight’
See those your big phones that attract unnecessary attention, that your iPhone 14 Pro Max? It’s a walking billboard for billing.
Sell it and invest the money in preparation for next year’s shege. That way, nobody will suspect you’re a “billionaire in transit.”
Get a humble Nokia torchlight or TECNO that screams ‘leave me alone.’ Imagine someone asking for money while you’re using a phone that looks like it belongs in 2003. Exactly. They might even pity you and dash you money.
Buy Okrika Clothes
Like they always say at the “Okrika” stores, na mumu dey go boutique! Save your bank account the headache of buying designer clothes that will easily give you away as the next big thing in town and attract billing.
Buy “Okrika” wears and make it a point of duty to announce to everyone that cares to listen whenever they compliment you. You can say things like, “You’ll never believe how much/where I bought this outfit, it’s just 500 Naira o!”
Don’t forget to throw in that line about “making do with the little you have…” Nobody will dare ask you to contribute to any extravagant expenses when you’ve positioned yourself as the king or queen of thrift.
Avoid Calls Like a Pro
Screen all calls! That call from your cousin in the village? You know it’s not “Merry Christmas” they’re about to say but “I need money for New Year.”
Activate DND (Do Not Disturb) and return only those you’re certain will not end up billing you, and if you must respond, use WhatsApp texts where you can carefully craft excuses.
Go Solo: Break Up With Your Partner
Let’s keep it real. Being in a relationship is the major source of billing in December. Cut it off and enjoy the peace of mind that comes with being single!
Enjoy your money alone, you worked hard for it! Plus, you get bonus points for entering January without emotional or financial baggage.
RELATED: 4 Reasons Why You Should Stay Single In December
You’re not sure how to do that? Stay tuned for my next article where I’ll be providing you with updates on how to serve breakfast in December.
Dodging bills in December isn’t just about saving money; it’s about maintaining your sanity and starting January without having to sell your kidney.
Try these strategies, and watch how your December becomes peaceful and financially secure. Just remember to thank me when you’re sipping zobo in your house instead of crying in debt recovery meetings.
If you loved these tips and you’d like to get more, join the Dating and Relationship community on Fusion. But don’t go and fall in love in December o!
2,997 Responses
buy prednisone online australia: prednisone pack – prednisone buy cheap
gabapentin gastrointestinal side effects: mylan gabapentin 100mg – gabapentin 5
NeuroRelief Rx: NeuroRelief Rx – NeuroRelief Rx
Some really select posts on this internet site, bookmarked.
ClearMeds Direct ClearMeds Direct order amoxicillin without prescription
prednisone 10mg online: buy prednisone without prescription – prednisone tablets 2.5 mg
I have recently started a website, the information you offer on this web site has helped me tremendously. Thank you for all of your time & work.
ReliefMeds USA: buying prednisone without prescription – order corticosteroids without prescription
buy prednisone 10 mg: anti-inflammatory steroids online – anti-inflammatory steroids online
https://reliefmedsusa.com/# anti-inflammatory steroids online
Thank you for another informative blog. Where else could I get that kind of information written in such an ideal way? I’ve a project that I’m just now working on, and I’ve been on the look out for such information.
price of prednisone 5mg ReliefMeds USA anti-inflammatory steroids online
gabapentin major side effects: gabapentin 100 mg capsule – NeuroRelief Rx
That is really attention-grabbing, You’re an excessively professional blogger. I have joined your feed and look forward to searching for extra of your excellent post. Also, I’ve shared your site in my social networks!
buy Modafinil online USA WakeMeds RX affordable Modafinil for cognitive enhancement
where to buy generic clomid no prescription: Clomid Hub – Clomid Hub Pharmacy
Very interesting topic, thanks for putting up.
order corticosteroids without prescription Relief Meds USA anti-inflammatory steroids online
Do you have a spam problem on this blog; I also am a blogger, and I was curious about your situation; we have developed some nice methods and we are looking to swap strategies with others, be sure to shoot me an e-mail if interested.
amoxicillin 500mg pill: antibiotic treatment online no Rx – can we buy amoxcillin 500mg on ebay without prescription
where to buy amoxicillin: Clear Meds Direct – ClearMeds Direct
https://neuroreliefrx.shop/# gabapentin price canada
order Provigil without prescription: nootropic Modafinil shipped to USA – Modafinil for ADHD and narcolepsy
Very interesting points you have remarked, regards for posting. “Whatever we conceive well we express clearly, and words flow with ease.” by Nicolas Boileau.
Modafinil for focus and productivity Modafinil for focus and productivity wakefulness medication online no Rx
Clomid Hub Pharmacy where buy clomid without a prescription can you get cheap clomid price
where to buy Modafinil legally in the US: WakeMeds RX – Modafinil for ADHD and narcolepsy
I’ve read a few good stuff here. Definitely worth bookmarking for revisiting. I surprise how much attempt you place to create such a fantastic informative site.
gabapentin taste distortion NeuroRelief Rx NeuroRelief Rx
where to buy Modafinil legally in the US WakeMeds RX nootropic Modafinil shipped to USA
I’ve been browsing online more than 3 hours nowadays, yet I never found any fascinating article like yours. It’s lovely price enough for me. In my opinion, if all website owners and bloggers made excellent content material as you did, the web might be much more helpful than ever before. “I finally realized that being grateful to my body was key to giving more love to myself.” by Oprah Winfrey.
order corticosteroids without prescription: Relief Meds USA – order corticosteroids without prescription
order amoxicillin without prescription: low-cost antibiotics delivered in USA – amoxicillin discount coupon
where can i get cheap clomid price: get generic clomid tablets – Clomid Hub Pharmacy
Thanks for the sensible critique. Me & my neighbor were just preparing to do a little research about this. We got a grab a book from our area library but I think I learned more from this post. I’m very glad to see such excellent information being shared freely out there.
Clomid Hub Pharmacy: order cheap clomid now – get generic clomid tablets
WakeMeds RX safe Provigil online delivery service order Provigil without prescription
how can i get cheap clomid: order generic clomid – Clomid Hub
generic clomid online: Clomid Hub – Clomid Hub Pharmacy
cost of clomid for sale where can i buy clomid no prescription Clomid Hub
can i take gabapentin with lexapro: gabapentin storage temperature – NeuroRelief Rx
Clomid Hub Clomid Hub Clomid Hub
Pretty! This was a really wonderful post. Thank you for your provided information.
anti-inflammatory steroids online: ReliefMeds USA – anti-inflammatory steroids online
amoxicillin 500mg how much is amoxicillin prescription buying amoxicillin online
Would you be involved in exchanging hyperlinks?
You really make it appear really easy with your presentation however I find this topic to be really something which I feel I’d never understand. It seems too complex and extremely extensive for me. I’m looking ahead in your next post, I will try to get the cling of it!
https://wakemedsrx.com/# order Provigil without prescription
where can i get amoxicillin: ClearMeds Direct – low-cost antibiotics delivered in USA
where to buy Modafinil legally in the US: Modafinil for focus and productivity – where to buy Modafinil legally in the US